Kash

When i am not messaging
u it does not
mean that i have
forgotten u, i am
just giving u time
to MISS ME!!

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enjoy ur life today
coz yesterday had gone
and 2morrow may never come

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life is ice
enjoy it before it melts

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What is the difference between blood and
you? Blood enters the heart and flows out
but you entered the heart and stayed.

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Another month, another year, another smile,
another tear, another winter, another summer
too but there will never be another you!

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Bottle main Pepsi say zyaada....used Socks
main smell say bhi zyaadaa.... Adnan Sami
main charbi say zyaada... Mithai main
sweet say zyaada...Pakistan main coruption
say zzyaada...
I LOV U

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Good looking people r hard to find.
That's why u don't ......
That's y u don't see me often.

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enjoy ur life today
coz yesterday had gone
and 2morrow may never come

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life is ice
enjoy it before it melts

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I wish a wish 4 you. It's a wish
I wish 4 few.
The wish I wish 4 u is that all
ur wishes come true...
so keep wishing as my best wishes
are always with you!

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“True friendship is when two friends
can walk in
opposite directions, yet remain side
by side.”

“Side by side or miles apart,
dear friends are always close to the heart.”

Jokes

Teacher :What happened in 1869?
Student:Gandhi ji was born.
Teacher :What happened in 1873?
Student:Gandhiji was four years old.

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Question:What is the fullform of maths.
Anwser: Mentaly affected teachers harrasing students

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Teacher : Now children , if I saw a man beating a donkey and
stopped him then what virtue would I be showing ?
Student : BROTHERLY LOVE

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Teacher :Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August.
Student:A holiday

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Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.
Everyone must attend it.
Raju:No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher :Why?
Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!

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Teacher:"Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence?"
Johnny:"Sir, my mother and father got married
on the same day same time."
Teacher: How old is ur father.
Sunny:As old as I am.
Teacher:How is it possible?
Sunny:He became father only after I was born.

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Teacher:There is a frog,Ship is sinking,potatoes cost Rs 3/kg .
Then,what is my age?
STUDENT:32 yrs.
Teacher:How do you know?
STUDENT:Well,my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.

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Teacher: Where does God live?
Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom.
Teacher: Why do you say that?
Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says,
'God, are you still in there?'

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Teacher:"What is your name?".
Student:"Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai."
Teacher:"When I ask aquestion in english,answer it in english."
Student:"My name is Sunlight."